Trash

I have talked about the inability of some to understand lifting the toilet seat and the inability to pee in a straight line when you are drunk... but how about the lack of knowledge of cleaning...

I do not understand how hard it is to take the trash out when you are asked... I am in the middle of cooking dinner and the trashcan is overflowing and I ask to here a yeah ok... nothing happens... still nothing... until I just stop what I am doing.. who cares if I burn the food to take the trash out myself.

I know it is not hard... I actually do it but there are sometimes when I try to see if you will actually help and I get the right answer but not the right actions...

I don't even ask you to put a new bag in and I will pull it out, tie it and have it all ready for you but you still can't take it out... Luckily now it is only a 10 foot walk to our garage and not a 30 foot walk out the door, down the stairs and left...

So really we just have to

Because really if you want it done and you want it done right.. you have to do it yourself...

Men.. you suck,
love women

Drunk Peeing

So yesterday I ranted about the toilet seat and those who don't know how to put it down because clearly they do not live with women... my other annoyance is with cleaning the toilet...

I find it disgusting that I have to clean the toilet of your missed pee.. I am sorry you were intoxicated and couldn't find the bowl but it's not my problem... but if I ask you to clean it there are a few outcomes.

1. it won't get done
2. it will get done wrong
3. I will have to re do it..

All of the above mean that I have to do it and even with gloves on that is gross... it is not my pee it is yours yet somehow I am the one who has to clean it up. 

Learn how to pee when you drink or just don't drink or go pee at the bar before you come home because I don't want to clean your pee off of the toilet!

Love,
Women

The birth of a new blog

Now this blog is going to be fun it will look into the annoying things that men, boys, males whatever you want to call them it is all the same do that just irritate the heck out of female kind.

We will examine, propose ways to avoid it or just join in so women around the world have a place to rant about annoyances that most men cause.

Let's get started shall we...

Now this goes out to the friends of my husband.. the ones that live in a bachelor pad and come over and leave the toilet seat up...

That does not fly in my house... not at all and clearly they do not have little sisters and have never had the joy of being chewed out by a girl who just sat down to pee to find her butt sink into the bowl...

Shall we reference What Happens in Vegas?

But really though.. it goes up and then down, up, then down.. is it that hard?

No, but apparently men don't care....

The morale here is men... if you plan to live with a woman or go to someone's house who lives with a woman.. learn to put the seat down cause you reallllllllly don't want her to hate you because her ass touched nasty ass toilet water because of you...

That's all for now...

Love,
Women